What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)