What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.