What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.