What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How was 9/11 an inside job?

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Hare in your milk!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years