What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)