What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)