What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

13 Year Jokes More 13 Year Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years