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x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
The elevator can raise a child.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Cos 720 is 1
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
When it's past your eyes.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A: Sandwitch
The Juan percent.
