What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.