2 large planes
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
an elephant with diarrhea
Little Caesars!
what else could possibly be in there
A DOH-berman!
In-ya-window
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*