What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.