What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !