What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!