Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.