Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.