Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark