How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'