What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

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What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...