What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

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Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

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How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...