Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.