Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.