When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What did we call IT before computers ?

The Mail Room

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.