When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls