Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.