Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.