Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.