What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.