What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

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What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.