What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.