What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.