Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.