Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.