Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.