What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.