How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.