How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.