What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Rap Jokes More Rap Jokes

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems