Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.