Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.