Cab Driver Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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No tomatoes.

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The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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Because he had a fare.

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get