What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get