Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver