Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver