Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.