Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!