How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.