How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.