Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Centre Jokes More Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party