Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !