Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.