Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.