Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.