Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large