What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.