Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.