Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.