Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.