What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin