How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste