How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.