Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear