Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.