Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.