Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.