Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.