Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.