Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!