Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.