Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What console does god use?

Praystation

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.