How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.