How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."