Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What did one volcano say to the other?

i lava you "

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!