Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.