Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.