Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.