What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.