What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.