What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.