What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."