Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.