Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)