Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...