Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
he asks. Because my arm is getting tired
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Standing on his head!
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.