Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

Kitchen Appliance Jokes More Kitchen Appliance Jokes

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Decker Jokes More Decker Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove