How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.