How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.