How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats 1+0?

Babies

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.