Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.