Whats 1+0?

Babies

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."